Peed on me while changing a diaper. Three times.

If every time a father was peed on an angel got his wings, there'd be a lot of angels with wings...

And one more tonight.

Anyhow, I've really got to learn how to change a diaper without getting peed on.  This is ridiculous.

Today, my son tried to pee in his own face while lying on his back.  A worthy feat, but I blocked his accomplishment by putting up my hand, thus preventing him from swallowing urine.

By his crying, I don't think my son fully appreciated my efforts.

Another time his pee hit the wall next to the changing table.  Good shot, I said.  And then cleaned it up.