On the mornings our way to spring break basketball camp the son demands to be DJ (I call him "DJ Dibs"). In this case he plays two songs:
1. Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
2. Intergalactic - Beastie Boys
Watched Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves in the movie theater. Took a break during the movie to go to the bathroom. At the urinal I asked the son how he liked it:
Him: "Good, except for all the talking parts."
Driving home from a school event (he's in 3rd grade) where he demonstrated a robot and Scratch computer:
"Dad, do teachers make a lot of money? Because their job seems important."
Me: They do alright. Principals make more though.
Him: Really? Why?
Me: That's just how school administration works. They oversee things, have advanced degrees, and make more money.