Today (July 10, 2020 - Kid is 6 years, 5 months old)
Just went to a gas station. He stayed in the car. Really didn't think it was much, but it did delay our 10 minute drive to his grandparents' house.
I hop back in the car. Start to drive.
Me: See. That was fast. Fast gas.
Kid: I hate gas stations.
Me: Ahh. Ha. That's a little dramatic.
Kid: Gas stations make your life longer.
Me: Ha.
Kid: All I want for my birthday is a Nintendo Switch, and to never have to go to gas stations again.
Me: Alright, alright, I get it...
