Typing this on a Sunday afternoon while Not-so-New Mom finishes up napping the boy... So it may be short.
Milestones:
Who knows. Where did we last stop? He walks, he talks, he eats, he's starting to poo and pee in the toilet.
Says things like:
"I LOVE vegetables."
"Act-tually..."
"Daddy, I pooed."
Convinced me to buy him a jumprope by explaining that the one we have is long and hurts, and he needs a soft one for himself. (We were at the Dollar Tree, so hey, he convinced me to the tune of a brand new $1 jump rope. Congrats kid!)
New Dad's all-time favorite things that he's said:
-Boy: Who bit the apple, Daddy? (Pointing to iPad)
-ND: Oh, that's funny, it's actu--
-Boy: The donkey.
-Boy: Daddy, there's a spider in your ear.
-ND: Really? You see a spider?
-Boy (Looking closer): Oh, it's gone.
-ND: Good morning. Daddy's here.
-Boy: I want mommy.
-ND: Mommy's busy. Daddy's here-
-Boy: Go get mommy.
-ND: Let's wake up with Daddy today-
-Boy: Go put a shirt on, Daddy.
-ND: I'll go get mommy.
Favorites:
Think this should be an update as much as Milestones - shows where's he at, and his favorite things
Favorite Movie: Little Mermaid (but has seen no movie all the way through)
Favorite YouTube Vid: Blippi's Garbage Trucks
Favorite Word: Pamplemousse
Oh shit, he's up. We're off to the mall or something equally exciting.
-ND
Coming Blogs:
-Our Two Year Old Boy's 10 Favorite Videos
(in no order, because all will annoy you)
-Things that sound like the boy's cry
-The Allure of Garbage Trucks
-Best Book for Parents
